You have poked the net.

The net would like you to know it felt that.

$ poke netpoke.com
PONG? no. OUCH.
1 packet poked, 1 packet offended, 0% dignity retained
rtt min/avg/max = rude/rude/rude ms

Pokes this visit: 0

Nothing to see here yet. Please stop poking. (Or don't. We're a web page, not a cop.)

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